Swap !!

Smooth as silk was your caress,
remarkably long was your duress,
it's such a pity,
am having to let go of you,
for there's someone else in my heart.

Makes me more soft,
caresses me more gently,
hurts me very little,
but,
just comes at a heavy price.

That wouldn't matter,
for her sheer poise at work,
is worth the penny I pay.

My dear presto,
thanks for the service,
rather, thanks for the shave,
I got a mach3 now !!!